you don’t ever need to feel guilty for eating a big meal or taking a nap when you’re tired or allowing yourself a break when you’ve been stressed. you should never feel guilty for taking care of yourself.
why is “olde vampires in high school” the big thing and not “olde vampires in college”
everyone in college is eccentric. everyone
you wanna wear full on Victorian suit? the girl in pajamas who clearly hasn’t slept in three days supports you
everyone is too preoccupied to care as long as you’re polite and follow class etiquette
multiple high school diplomas? eh. same stuff. multiple BAs? Enjoy learning chemistry AND art history! All in detail!
wandering around campus at 3am? that’s just the lifestyle tm
no matter how old or young you look it’s not really that weird, there’s sixteen year olds and sixty year olds doing BAs somewhere
big schools are very anonymous so nobody’s gonna bother to hassle you
the girl in pyjamas is the vampire
Also:
If u put ur blood in a water bottle ppl will assume it’s juice and be Jealous
“Oh god I’m a monster” 20 students who r all procrastinating big projects say “same” simultaniousely and with the exact same tone
Everything is a joke so if u say “I subsist on the lifeblood of mankind” someone will go “lol what a mood”
It would take u like 100 years to major in everything
Seen sucking the blood of a fellow classmate and u r instantly the campus Cryptid and Mascot
Listen. If u have an ethical dilemma go find a philosophy major that believes in ethical subjectivism and they’ll make u so angry u forget abt whatever the fuck was bothering u
College is the only acceptable place to get into fistfights over classical literature
Literally all u need to do to avoid suspicion is be the guy that always has gum and a stapler
If u have a majestic mustache ppl will just assume ur an English major
Allergic to crosses? Cool. So r certain stem majors.
also everybody is either always eating or never eating so not eating isn’t that weird
“never seen in the light of the sun//sleeps all day & is awake at night” “can’t eat garlic” “dresses weird” “can’t enter your home uninvited” “won’t go into churches” “drinks weird red liquid”
this is just a liberal arts major with a garlic allergy and social anxiety.
You guys are missing the biggest joke, everyone will actively call them “the vampire” but think nothing of it
Vampires at college not high school 2020 yuletide fandom
I’m so down for this. Also!
Keeps a jar of your native soil around? Oh, like the botany guys, just keep quiet if you try and grow weed in it
Slip up and speak antiquated form of Romanian? “Yeah, man, I have language midterms this week too”
Research campus probably has a hospital FULL of easily-accessible blood, to say nothing of campus blood drives
Looking pale and tired? So is literally everyone else
I want a blood drive volunteer getting caught sucking on a donation like a juice box at the campus blood drive…by another vampire
Who is like AW MAN YOU TOOK THE LAST AB- THAT’S THE BEST ONE
It is on a par with sneaking the last tangerine la Croix for the communal fridge
